10 Life Lessons Quotes From Ron Swanson

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1. No Pain, No Gain

“It’s always a good idea to demonstrate to your coworkers that you are capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain.” – Ron Swanson

2. Two Halves Do Not Equal A Whole

“Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.” – Ron Swanson

3. The Only Time To Cry

“Crying – Acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon.” – Ron Swanson

4. The True Meaning Of Fishing

“Fishing relaxes me. It’s like yoga, except I still get to kill something.” – Ron Swanson

5. Live It, Don’t Paint It

“I also think it’s pointless for a human to paint scenes of nature when they can go outside and stand in it.” – Ron Swanson

6. Keep Religion

“What religion am I? Well, I’m a practicing none of your f—-ing business.” – Ron Swanson

7. Child Labor Ain’t So Bad

“I got my first job when I was 9. Worked at a sheet metal factory. In two weeks I was running the floor. Child labor laws are ruining this country.” – Ron Swanson

8. Americans: Free To Eat And Eat And Eat

“The whole point of this country is if you want to eat garbage, balloon up to 600 pounds and die of a heart attack at 43, you can! You are free to do so. To me, that’s beautiful.” – Ron Swanson

9. If You Gotta Let One Fly, Let It Fly

“Are you going to tell a man that he can’t fart in his own car?” – Ron Swanson

10. Meat Cannot Be Found In the Ocean

“Fish meat is practically a vegetable.” – Ron Swanson

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